Fuck 'Em.
This blog entry is devoted to the shitheads in New England. Seriously, has there ever been one area in the country that has dominated so throughly in ever single sport? It absolutely sucks on all cylinders. No city has been this outstanding since 2004 when Boston won the super bowl, the world series and both college basketball championships. I think this year is even worse though (worse if you're not a fan of these teams)
*Note I wrote this before the Virgina Tech-Boston College game*
Let's kick this shit off with the grandaddy of them all. The New England fucking Patriots are unbe-fuckin-lievable. No NFL team has ever started as hot as they have this season. They have been so far ahead of everyone else in the league that fans have given up on rooting for their favorite teams and started rooting for their fantasy teams first and foremost. As if winning three super bowls in four years wasn't enough. Selfish New Englanders. They were so appalled with loss in the conference finals last year that they had to go out and improve so much that nobody else would even have a chance. Signing Adalius Thomas away from the Ravens and then acquring Randy Moss, and Wes Welker for some shitty draft picks was just unfair. Goodell should have stepped in and just said, "You guys just signed Donte Stallworth. You can't have both of these guys. I'll suspend them anyways. Pick one either Moss or Welker."
Well they ended up with them both and as predicited they have been unstoppable. Brady is well on pace for 50 touchdowns this season and after that he will have absolutely everything over Manning. More super bowls, touchdown record, more super models impregnated, you name it. The worst thing of all is the whole spy gate scandal. As if every other team in the NFL wasn't doing it anyways. But fucking Mangini sticks it to 'em hard and as a result.... The Patriots are fined $750,000, Billichiek gets an extension (signed in that same week), and lastly now they are so pissed about everyone calling them cheaters they go and just blow out everyone they play. They were up by like seventeen and the back up quarterback threw an interception. So they send out Brady again and he goes on to throw his sixth touchdown of the game.
Their closest game all year came when they were in the dog pound... They won by 17! That was their closest game! Every week the question isn't if they are going to win, but if they will win by more than thirty. I think the NFL is better off awarding them the Lombardi trophy now and then they can just cancel them out for the rest of the season. Otherwise, real fans have nothing to cheer for.
Also, after years of being the silent golden boy who everyone was supposed to emulate, Tom Brady has spoken out. Not only did he spend his offseason time knocking up girls to hot for me to jerk to, but he's not afraid to tell it how it is in his post game interviews. In an interview after the Jets blowout (notice how when somebody mentions a Patriots game they say blowout because game or competition just wouldn't be an accurate statement) he was laughing at the Jets fans chanting clearly in the background "You suck Brady!" He couldn't keep back a smile as he said "Yeah I'm really terrible... The score was 38-14 so I can understand why they're mad." After their week 2 dismantling of the Super Chargers (same week as spygate scandal) he said, "Who wouldn't hate us? We've been the best team in the league for almost six years now."
Robert Kraft (who looks ridiculously like Bill Shatner) had no problem at all giving Bilichiek the big extension after the scandal. But who wouldn't? He's one of the best coaches of all time, and one could argue his best days are still ahead of him. So now we get to watch the invulnerable Patriots cruise to their 19-0 record as everbody outside the New England area hopes for an injury to Brady's throwing shoulder. Fuck 'em!
Boston College. Almost like Syracuse, but better, Boston college is competitive in a number of different sports, but they should never be in the top five of anything football related. They have reached their highest rankings since 1947 as everyone else in the country has really sucked. I don't believe they will be there by season's end, but hey....They are from Bawston so they will probably win the championship. Fuck 'em!
Red Sox. The Sox are well on their way to their second title in three years. Much like the dream team from 2004, this squad will probably sweep the much weaker Rockies. The Sox are just way too powerful for their NL counterpart. I'm rooting for the Rockies but that's probably not going to work because things that I root for don't usually happen (so I'm going to try to reverse it....I don't want Mattingly to be named manager, and I am openly rooting for Mike Hart to win the heisman). Lord knows I can't wait to see the next river dance from Sox closer and part-time gay porn actor J-pApZzZ. Shithead. The worst part of all is all the shit I get to hear from 60% of my readers (that includes Nathan for some reason despite the fact he hasn't openly admitted that he likes the Red Sox). It's going to be a long winter...
Fuck 'em!
You'd think that would be it didn't you? As if baseball, college and professional football wasn't enough... they had to go out and get Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen to make the Celtics the team to beat in the east. You don't even hear about it in the media because that area is so Patriots/Sox crazy right now, but they had one of the best off-seasons in recent basketball history. They got two dynamic players from the western conference. This is like bumping down from varsity to JV, or from playing video games to cheerleading. Either or, it's a significant drop-off. I hate the Boston area, and with good reason too. Fuck' em!
Don't sleep on the Bruins either!
Fuck 'Em all!
This blog entry is devoted to the shitheads in New England. Seriously, has there ever been one area in the country that has dominated so throughly in ever single sport? It absolutely sucks on all cylinders. No city has been this outstanding since 2004 when Boston won the super bowl, the world series and both college basketball championships. I think this year is even worse though (worse if you're not a fan of these teams)
*Note I wrote this before the Virgina Tech-Boston College game*
Let's kick this shit off with the grandaddy of them all. The New England fucking Patriots are unbe-fuckin-lievable. No NFL team has ever started as hot as they have this season. They have been so far ahead of everyone else in the league that fans have given up on rooting for their favorite teams and started rooting for their fantasy teams first and foremost. As if winning three super bowls in four years wasn't enough. Selfish New Englanders. They were so appalled with loss in the conference finals last year that they had to go out and improve so much that nobody else would even have a chance. Signing Adalius Thomas away from the Ravens and then acquring Randy Moss, and Wes Welker for some shitty draft picks was just unfair. Goodell should have stepped in and just said, "You guys just signed Donte Stallworth. You can't have both of these guys. I'll suspend them anyways. Pick one either Moss or Welker."
Well they ended up with them both and as predicited they have been unstoppable. Brady is well on pace for 50 touchdowns this season and after that he will have absolutely everything over Manning. More super bowls, touchdown record, more super models impregnated, you name it. The worst thing of all is the whole spy gate scandal. As if every other team in the NFL wasn't doing it anyways. But fucking Mangini sticks it to 'em hard and as a result.... The Patriots are fined $750,000, Billichiek gets an extension (signed in that same week), and lastly now they are so pissed about everyone calling them cheaters they go and just blow out everyone they play. They were up by like seventeen and the back up quarterback threw an interception. So they send out Brady again and he goes on to throw his sixth touchdown of the game.
Their closest game all year came when they were in the dog pound... They won by 17! That was their closest game! Every week the question isn't if they are going to win, but if they will win by more than thirty. I think the NFL is better off awarding them the Lombardi trophy now and then they can just cancel them out for the rest of the season. Otherwise, real fans have nothing to cheer for.
Also, after years of being the silent golden boy who everyone was supposed to emulate, Tom Brady has spoken out. Not only did he spend his offseason time knocking up girls to hot for me to jerk to, but he's not afraid to tell it how it is in his post game interviews. In an interview after the Jets blowout (notice how when somebody mentions a Patriots game they say blowout because game or competition just wouldn't be an accurate statement) he was laughing at the Jets fans chanting clearly in the background "You suck Brady!" He couldn't keep back a smile as he said "Yeah I'm really terrible... The score was 38-14 so I can understand why they're mad." After their week 2 dismantling of the Super Chargers (same week as spygate scandal) he said, "Who wouldn't hate us? We've been the best team in the league for almost six years now."
Robert Kraft (who looks ridiculously like Bill Shatner) had no problem at all giving Bilichiek the big extension after the scandal. But who wouldn't? He's one of the best coaches of all time, and one could argue his best days are still ahead of him. So now we get to watch the invulnerable Patriots cruise to their 19-0 record as everbody outside the New England area hopes for an injury to Brady's throwing shoulder. Fuck 'em!
Boston College. Almost like Syracuse, but better, Boston college is competitive in a number of different sports, but they should never be in the top five of anything football related. They have reached their highest rankings since 1947 as everyone else in the country has really sucked. I don't believe they will be there by season's end, but hey....They are from Bawston so they will probably win the championship. Fuck 'em!
Red Sox. The Sox are well on their way to their second title in three years. Much like the dream team from 2004, this squad will probably sweep the much weaker Rockies. The Sox are just way too powerful for their NL counterpart. I'm rooting for the Rockies but that's probably not going to work because things that I root for don't usually happen (so I'm going to try to reverse it....I don't want Mattingly to be named manager, and I am openly rooting for Mike Hart to win the heisman). Lord knows I can't wait to see the next river dance from Sox closer and part-time gay porn actor J-pApZzZ. Shithead. The worst part of all is all the shit I get to hear from 60% of my readers (that includes Nathan for some reason despite the fact he hasn't openly admitted that he likes the Red Sox). It's going to be a long winter...
Fuck 'em!
You'd think that would be it didn't you? As if baseball, college and professional football wasn't enough... they had to go out and get Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen to make the Celtics the team to beat in the east. You don't even hear about it in the media because that area is so Patriots/Sox crazy right now, but they had one of the best off-seasons in recent basketball history. They got two dynamic players from the western conference. This is like bumping down from varsity to JV, or from playing video games to cheerleading. Either or, it's a significant drop-off. I hate the Boston area, and with good reason too. Fuck' em!
Don't sleep on the Bruins either!
Fuck 'Em all!
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