Fantasy Picks!!
Fucking Carson and His Bye Week!!!
This fantasy week has some great matchups like McLovin' facing off against the Wolf Pac, and that's pretty much it.
Eugers over Purpe Cobras
I get it, this has been the worst two week stretch for a sports fan. Kick an ol' mule while she's down. Because I have nothing left in the tank to even try to root for my fantasy team (I have to muster up enough excitement as our 31st ranked run defense squares off agaisnt LT....Yeah oon fuccked yeah). I have accepted it. Henry's facing a year's suspension, and the underachieving Stephen Jackson is still hurt, I got nothin'.
Hell's Satans over Little Giants
Shane is projected to win 98-41. Although I think it will prove to be a little closer than 57 points, I don't think the Little Giants have a chance. We're at that point in the season where Lohmes needs Spike Hammersmith to join his squad and start dominating, then he trades him because of bad team chemisrty to Nathan who'll accept anyone despite morale troubles. Then after they find that they are meeting in the Super Bowl the Little Giants will play inspired football and slay the mighty Wolf Pac! Spike don't play with girls!!
Stud'sMuffins over Rabid Wolverines
I'm still bitter about last week......
Wolf Pac over McLovin'
Although Mclovin' is projected 106-95 I just don't see it happening. I obviously have no way at all to judge who's going to win, but my gut feeling says that McLovin' will fall and our league's top three will all be settled at the 5-1 mark. This should be one of the most exciting fantasy contests in recent history.
Fucking Carson and His Bye Week!!!
This fantasy week has some great matchups like McLovin' facing off against the Wolf Pac, and that's pretty much it.
Eugers over Purpe Cobras
I get it, this has been the worst two week stretch for a sports fan. Kick an ol' mule while she's down. Because I have nothing left in the tank to even try to root for my fantasy team (I have to muster up enough excitement as our 31st ranked run defense squares off agaisnt LT....Yeah oon fuccked yeah). I have accepted it. Henry's facing a year's suspension, and the underachieving Stephen Jackson is still hurt, I got nothin'.
Hell's Satans over Little Giants
Shane is projected to win 98-41. Although I think it will prove to be a little closer than 57 points, I don't think the Little Giants have a chance. We're at that point in the season where Lohmes needs Spike Hammersmith to join his squad and start dominating, then he trades him because of bad team chemisrty to Nathan who'll accept anyone despite morale troubles. Then after they find that they are meeting in the Super Bowl the Little Giants will play inspired football and slay the mighty Wolf Pac! Spike don't play with girls!!
Stud'sMuffins over Rabid Wolverines
I'm still bitter about last week......
Wolf Pac over McLovin'
Although Mclovin' is projected 106-95 I just don't see it happening. I obviously have no way at all to judge who's going to win, but my gut feeling says that McLovin' will fall and our league's top three will all be settled at the 5-1 mark. This should be one of the most exciting fantasy contests in recent history.
1 comment:
shits weak...dont be jelly
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