"BROOM STICKS"
--Yankees finished off the Red Sox today 5-0 en route to a three game sweep. Still, Yanks are five games back with just a month to go. With another three game series coming up in a few weeks I don't think it's unreasonable to believe that the Yankees can win the division. The Sox have been by far the best team in the league all season and as a biased baseball fan I believe their time is up. I know Shane is going to hate this comment, but Joba has definitely pumped some life and energy into this ball club. It's very exciting to see such a young pitcher dominate thus far like he has. I mean with modern medicine and his high income I don't see why he will ever let up a run in the big leagues.
But with upcoming series' with the Royals and the Devil Rays the Yankees can go on a big run. Hopefully, especially with Manny out for a little while, the Sox will slide far enough to make them catchable by the next mini series. In all likely hood the Sox will win the division with the Yankees taking the wild card. Something most Yankees fans won't be to happy about, but they'll be content on making the playoffs and seeing what happens from there. Yankee fans like Josh and I are desperately hoping that the Yankees go on a historic run and the Sox fall into a monumental collapse. God knows that I don't want to be that guy in the jorts the day the season is over.
On the other side of the coin, who wouldn't want to see Tom L in some denim shorts. I mean he's never even worn jeans let alone a pair thats high enough for some pasty white thigh action. With the frays and the pockets coming out of the bottom I believe that the jorts could really work for you Tom. And I say that last statement with the same level of intelligence that Euge uses when he writes about baseball. Hawr
--With the summer dwindling Matty D isn't that depressed about school lurking in the future. I don't have that many classes, and only one class (physics) on a daily basis. I have lots of dickin' around time and even another class with Mr. Edwards. The end of an era. Amongst all my classes, media studies is the one I am looking forward to the most. I heard tales of its greatness from last years group, and that wasn't even with Mr. Edwards at the helm.
On top of that, Mr. Schmidt is a really cool guy and I feel fortunate to have him as our principal. He has already discussed ideas of a senior trip, brining back class competition, and possibly a January ski trip. All of which are pretty exciting events compared to years past when we have had dick to look forward to. The once (literally once) celebrated powder puff game is very secondary and possibly a scapegoat if we can't pull of class competition. God knows nobody wants to see some girls toss around the ol' pigskin while playing at the same speed that rivals a shitty mighty might game.
--With the shadow of the NFL season slowly creeping upon us, I think it's time for a season preview. Possibly some power rankings or maybe my season predictions. Not sure yet, but expect a big NFL update in the coming weeks.
--Madden 08 for XboX 360 is the best Madden installment ever. Really, the franchise mode, superstar mode, the mini games, and most of all, the gameplay. It's so smooth and realistic that it finally brings back the fun to the franchise that has sold more video games worldwide than any other. On top of all that, I am sure online play is just as amazing. I am yet to try it, but would love to go at it with some twenty-eight year old loser who calls time outs to jerk it to his doggie porn.
--Summerslam was by far the biggest disapointment of the summer. Finlay Kane was the best match of the night. Triple H delivered some excitement, but everybody knew he was going to win anyway. The Bastista-Khali match was the one I was probably most looking forward to and it was beyond horrendously bad. But above all, that rat fucking bastard John Cena managed once again to walk away with the title. I suppose I am putting to much stock into wrestling, because I should just accept the fact that the Mustang Drivin', cock takin', seamen eatin', douchenozzle is going to have the title for awhile. God I hope Triple H kills him next month. Not just beat him, but actually kills him. Maybe he'll fuck up a Pedigree and put him out for some time or something. I don't care how it's done, but we need a new champion.
This is one of the many reasons why I hate John Cena....
watta douche
--Tom L ............. RulezZZ
--Yankees finished off the Red Sox today 5-0 en route to a three game sweep. Still, Yanks are five games back with just a month to go. With another three game series coming up in a few weeks I don't think it's unreasonable to believe that the Yankees can win the division. The Sox have been by far the best team in the league all season and as a biased baseball fan I believe their time is up. I know Shane is going to hate this comment, but Joba has definitely pumped some life and energy into this ball club. It's very exciting to see such a young pitcher dominate thus far like he has. I mean with modern medicine and his high income I don't see why he will ever let up a run in the big leagues.
But with upcoming series' with the Royals and the Devil Rays the Yankees can go on a big run. Hopefully, especially with Manny out for a little while, the Sox will slide far enough to make them catchable by the next mini series. In all likely hood the Sox will win the division with the Yankees taking the wild card. Something most Yankees fans won't be to happy about, but they'll be content on making the playoffs and seeing what happens from there. Yankee fans like Josh and I are desperately hoping that the Yankees go on a historic run and the Sox fall into a monumental collapse. God knows that I don't want to be that guy in the jorts the day the season is over.
On the other side of the coin, who wouldn't want to see Tom L in some denim shorts. I mean he's never even worn jeans let alone a pair thats high enough for some pasty white thigh action. With the frays and the pockets coming out of the bottom I believe that the jorts could really work for you Tom. And I say that last statement with the same level of intelligence that Euge uses when he writes about baseball. Hawr
--With the summer dwindling Matty D isn't that depressed about school lurking in the future. I don't have that many classes, and only one class (physics) on a daily basis. I have lots of dickin' around time and even another class with Mr. Edwards. The end of an era. Amongst all my classes, media studies is the one I am looking forward to the most. I heard tales of its greatness from last years group, and that wasn't even with Mr. Edwards at the helm.
On top of that, Mr. Schmidt is a really cool guy and I feel fortunate to have him as our principal. He has already discussed ideas of a senior trip, brining back class competition, and possibly a January ski trip. All of which are pretty exciting events compared to years past when we have had dick to look forward to. The once (literally once) celebrated powder puff game is very secondary and possibly a scapegoat if we can't pull of class competition. God knows nobody wants to see some girls toss around the ol' pigskin while playing at the same speed that rivals a shitty mighty might game.
--With the shadow of the NFL season slowly creeping upon us, I think it's time for a season preview. Possibly some power rankings or maybe my season predictions. Not sure yet, but expect a big NFL update in the coming weeks.
--Madden 08 for XboX 360 is the best Madden installment ever. Really, the franchise mode, superstar mode, the mini games, and most of all, the gameplay. It's so smooth and realistic that it finally brings back the fun to the franchise that has sold more video games worldwide than any other. On top of all that, I am sure online play is just as amazing. I am yet to try it, but would love to go at it with some twenty-eight year old loser who calls time outs to jerk it to his doggie porn.
--Summerslam was by far the biggest disapointment of the summer. Finlay Kane was the best match of the night. Triple H delivered some excitement, but everybody knew he was going to win anyway. The Bastista-Khali match was the one I was probably most looking forward to and it was beyond horrendously bad. But above all, that rat fucking bastard John Cena managed once again to walk away with the title. I suppose I am putting to much stock into wrestling, because I should just accept the fact that the Mustang Drivin', cock takin', seamen eatin', douchenozzle is going to have the title for awhile. God I hope Triple H kills him next month. Not just beat him, but actually kills him. Maybe he'll fuck up a Pedigree and put him out for some time or something. I don't care how it's done, but we need a new champion.
This is one of the many reasons why I hate John Cena....
watta douche
--Tom L ............. RulezZZ
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