Bored
--The Florida Gators have dropped two in a row. Both of which were away games in the SEC, but to Vanderbilt? If you asked me three weeks ago who was going to win the championship I would've told you Florida, as would Jay Bilas. But now I'm not so sure. ESPN likes to downtalk them by saying "They don't have depth," and "When their starting five can't produce, they can't win." Well fuck you ESPN. Who has a team that puts out five starters who don't produce. Lee Humphreys can't shoot 60 percent from beyond the arc for the entire season. Sooner or later we all knew they were going to cool down. Fortunately, they did it now, before the tournaments, and late enough to know they have locked up a good seed (assuming they don't lose out). I still give them the edge over everyone else because they are the most well rounded team, they have a ton of tournament experience, and Billy Donavan has a sweet "dew."
--On March 5th I will have won my bet with older brother Dan. Way back when, in late June of 2006, in Guidas actually, I told Dan I could grow out my hair until lacrosse season. He laughed at me and said I could not. I'm a competitive young man who took the wager for a mere twenty dollars. My father has offered me twenty dollars to cut my hair in the last few months. But since after Halloween, it's been about pride. Now that we all know that I will have achieved my goal, what should I do with my hair. There is a number of options.....
a) Keep it growing out because long hair is cool.
b) Grow it out until the eve of the first lacrosse game and get a wild dew.
c) Cut it short on March 5th and just leave it.
d) Cut it short on March 5th, then get a wild dew on the eve of the first lacrosse game.
zj) Get a mullet on March 5th, then get a wild dew on the eve of the first lacrosse game.
Please leave me some feedback that can guide me in the right direction.
I have a feeling an overwhelming majority is going to lean towards the mullet.
--I already wrote a lacrosse preview so I don't need to write any more about it. Needless to say, we're all very excited and can't wait to play our first game. Which is, March 24th vs Hilton 7:00, under the lights, on the turf at Irondequiot. Is this advertising it, in desperate hopes that people will attend the game? Maybe......
--Wrestling has made a comeback. Actually, you can't make a come back if it never really left, but that's just for us closet RAW watchers. Well hide no more! We're coming out of the closet! I have spent pretty much my entire break playing wrestling video games, and it has been awesome. There is a huge flaw with the current wrestling thing now. Besides the billions of belts they have, there is another problem. A bigger problem. A problem that hasn't happened in the wrestling bussiness ever. There is no definate fan favorite any-more. Aside from HBK, there is no standout fave. Randy Orton is cool but he's aligned with douchebags. Batista is a steroid monger who has little johnson, and is aligned with douchebags. Cena is the champion and supposed the be the fan favorite, but he's a faggot as well. Where are we going with this. I suppose the current Undertaker is cool. Now that he's back to being the lord of the underworld opposed to the American Bad Ass. But you can't root for the Undertake because he is friends with Voldemort.
As a fan, I just hope that somebody comes back. I know it's impossible, but how nuts would it be of Stone Cold or the Rock interfered with the Wresltemania Main Event. I would (explitive deleted) my pants!! I know I'm not the only one either. Stone Cold and the Rock were the two of the most lvoed wrestlers of all time. Even when the Rock was with McMahon, I still loved him. Their finishers were awesome too. The Rock Bottom is like a chokeslam, for a littler guy. The Stunner was original in its day, but has since been replicated (RKO, Diamond Cutter, etc). But those two are legends, and their return to wrestling would ignite people throughout America to get back into wrestling.
Focker Out
--The Florida Gators have dropped two in a row. Both of which were away games in the SEC, but to Vanderbilt? If you asked me three weeks ago who was going to win the championship I would've told you Florida, as would Jay Bilas. But now I'm not so sure. ESPN likes to downtalk them by saying "They don't have depth," and "When their starting five can't produce, they can't win." Well fuck you ESPN. Who has a team that puts out five starters who don't produce. Lee Humphreys can't shoot 60 percent from beyond the arc for the entire season. Sooner or later we all knew they were going to cool down. Fortunately, they did it now, before the tournaments, and late enough to know they have locked up a good seed (assuming they don't lose out). I still give them the edge over everyone else because they are the most well rounded team, they have a ton of tournament experience, and Billy Donavan has a sweet "dew."
--On March 5th I will have won my bet with older brother Dan. Way back when, in late June of 2006, in Guidas actually, I told Dan I could grow out my hair until lacrosse season. He laughed at me and said I could not. I'm a competitive young man who took the wager for a mere twenty dollars. My father has offered me twenty dollars to cut my hair in the last few months. But since after Halloween, it's been about pride. Now that we all know that I will have achieved my goal, what should I do with my hair. There is a number of options.....
a) Keep it growing out because long hair is cool.
b) Grow it out until the eve of the first lacrosse game and get a wild dew.
c) Cut it short on March 5th and just leave it.
d) Cut it short on March 5th, then get a wild dew on the eve of the first lacrosse game.
zj) Get a mullet on March 5th, then get a wild dew on the eve of the first lacrosse game.
Please leave me some feedback that can guide me in the right direction.
I have a feeling an overwhelming majority is going to lean towards the mullet.
--I already wrote a lacrosse preview so I don't need to write any more about it. Needless to say, we're all very excited and can't wait to play our first game. Which is, March 24th vs Hilton 7:00, under the lights, on the turf at Irondequiot. Is this advertising it, in desperate hopes that people will attend the game? Maybe......
--Wrestling has made a comeback. Actually, you can't make a come back if it never really left, but that's just for us closet RAW watchers. Well hide no more! We're coming out of the closet! I have spent pretty much my entire break playing wrestling video games, and it has been awesome. There is a huge flaw with the current wrestling thing now. Besides the billions of belts they have, there is another problem. A bigger problem. A problem that hasn't happened in the wrestling bussiness ever. There is no definate fan favorite any-more. Aside from HBK, there is no standout fave. Randy Orton is cool but he's aligned with douchebags. Batista is a steroid monger who has little johnson, and is aligned with douchebags. Cena is the champion and supposed the be the fan favorite, but he's a faggot as well. Where are we going with this. I suppose the current Undertaker is cool. Now that he's back to being the lord of the underworld opposed to the American Bad Ass. But you can't root for the Undertake because he is friends with Voldemort.
As a fan, I just hope that somebody comes back. I know it's impossible, but how nuts would it be of Stone Cold or the Rock interfered with the Wresltemania Main Event. I would (explitive deleted) my pants!! I know I'm not the only one either. Stone Cold and the Rock were the two of the most lvoed wrestlers of all time. Even when the Rock was with McMahon, I still loved him. Their finishers were awesome too. The Rock Bottom is like a chokeslam, for a littler guy. The Stunner was original in its day, but has since been replicated (RKO, Diamond Cutter, etc). But those two are legends, and their return to wrestling would ignite people throughout America to get back into wrestling.
Focker Out
3 comments:
HAVE to get the mullet!! loved the plug for the game good stuff that we need more of. and i aswell would love to see some one sweet come back to raslin'. will see come aprile 1st. and i would like to take this time to express how pumped i am for the money in the bank match. 8 guys, many ladders, and only one ticket for a title shot = sick nasty match
I feel like Jeffy Hardy is the early favorite due to his experiences with ladder matches over the years.
zj) Get a mullet on March 5th, then get a wild dew on the eve of the first lacrosse game.
deffinatly... go for the mullet, then do something else with it... LIKE GETTING A LITTLE TAIL!! :) ?
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