NFL Picks
Doing my last regular season picks for the NFL
New York Giants over Washington
Despite most of the G-Men's players being whiney little bitches, I do believe they will pull through with a win, get a wildcard birth, and make something happen in the wide-open NFC playoffs. Redskins had a down year, but Campbell showed the ability to play at the proffessional level, and if Clinton Portis can stay healthy, they should probably be tough next year.
Cincinnati over Pittsburgh
The defending Super-Bowl champs had a down year, but so did the Cincinattica Bungals. With players getting arrested left and right, is it really a big surprise this team underachieved all year long? I expected Pittsburgh to much better, but Troy Polamula didn't play half as well as he did a year ago, and clearly Big Ben was shaken up due to his offseason incidents. Both these teams will more than likely find much more success in 2007 compared to 2006.
Dallas over Detroit
Dallas needs to win this game in order to have a chance at winning the NFC East and earning a home playoff game. Lucky for them, they are playing the shitty shitty bang bang Lions and should be able to pull one out. Count on Terrell Owens to have seven catches, 84 yards, and one touchdown.
Tennessee over New England
Despite common sense, I am going against Tom Brady, and with Vince Young. In front of the home Tennessee crowd, and with a shot at the playoffs on the line, I expect the Titans to do all they can to win it. Plus, Vince Young is unbelievable, and I don't think even the all-might Bill Billichieck can formulate a plan to contain him.
Kansas City over Jacksonville
Arrowhead Stadium is one of, if not the, toughest places to play in the NFL. Especially in December. In the last 5 years, the Chiefs have lost one December home game, and it was this year to the juggernaut San Diego Super Chargers. Larry Johnson is a man child, and he will personally enjoy knocking the Jacksonville Faguars out of playoff contention.
St. Louis over Minnesota
This one should be a real shitfest. Minnesota, despite their record, is the worst team in the NFL. They have absolutely no talent, on either side of the ball. Stephen Jackson will run all over them, as will Marc Bulger, Torry Holt, and Isaac Bruce. The greatest show on turf will be rejuvinated, but only for this week. They should have held onto Azahir Hakim.
New Orleans over Carolina
Carolina has been decimated with injuries, which is very unfortunate because they are a pretty solid football club. New Orleans is a very explosive team, and even tougher at home where they are averaging 34.8 ppg (completely made up that stat). Reggie Bush is fantastic, Sean Payton should be coach of the year, and Drew Brees should be the Runner up in the MVP voting. Yay New Orleans. By the way, if one team has to win the super bowl and its not the Broncos, this year I am rooting for the Saints.
New York Jets over Oakland
If the New York Jets could squeak out a win over the chitty chitty bang bang Oakland Raiders they could get in the playoffs. Obviously it's clear to see that I do believe they are going to win and then get bounced in the first round of the playoffs against the Colts. Sucks for them right. Eric Mangini deserves a lot of Coach of the Year consideration, but Payton deserves it more. Yay Nawleans!
Seattle over Tampa Bay
With the division locked up and no possible chance of a bye I anticipate that the Seahawks are going to take it relatively easy on Sunday. That said, I still believe that Seneca Wallace and Maurice Morris (Mo-Mo) will defeat the Bucs.
Houston over Cleveland
Greg Kubiak is a spectacular coach, and I wish the Broncos still had him as offensive coordinator. After a big win last week against the Indianapolis Colts I expect them to keep the momentum rolling against fellow chitty chitty bang bang Cleveland Browns. This game, like the one mentioned above, should be a real shitfest that nobody should watch unless they lost a bet, or are a devout fan of one of the teams. And since chitty chitty's don't have devout fans, the latter statement is impossible.
Denver over san Francisco
God if we don't win we don't deserve to go to the playoffs....
Indianapolis over Miami
I'm getting bored, so I don't know. Manning is good and stuff. Yay capitalism!
Sorry, but my short attention span has kicked in. I personally apologize Nathan, but I'm going to go play Madden. Here are my picks for the rest of the games...
Atlanta over Philadelphia
Arizona over San Diego (Just fuckin' with ya,)
Balitmore over Buffalo
Chicago over Green Bay
Doing my last regular season picks for the NFL
New York Giants over Washington
Despite most of the G-Men's players being whiney little bitches, I do believe they will pull through with a win, get a wildcard birth, and make something happen in the wide-open NFC playoffs. Redskins had a down year, but Campbell showed the ability to play at the proffessional level, and if Clinton Portis can stay healthy, they should probably be tough next year.
Cincinnati over Pittsburgh
The defending Super-Bowl champs had a down year, but so did the Cincinattica Bungals. With players getting arrested left and right, is it really a big surprise this team underachieved all year long? I expected Pittsburgh to much better, but Troy Polamula didn't play half as well as he did a year ago, and clearly Big Ben was shaken up due to his offseason incidents. Both these teams will more than likely find much more success in 2007 compared to 2006.
Dallas over Detroit
Dallas needs to win this game in order to have a chance at winning the NFC East and earning a home playoff game. Lucky for them, they are playing the shitty shitty bang bang Lions and should be able to pull one out. Count on Terrell Owens to have seven catches, 84 yards, and one touchdown.
Tennessee over New England
Despite common sense, I am going against Tom Brady, and with Vince Young. In front of the home Tennessee crowd, and with a shot at the playoffs on the line, I expect the Titans to do all they can to win it. Plus, Vince Young is unbelievable, and I don't think even the all-might Bill Billichieck can formulate a plan to contain him.
Kansas City over Jacksonville
Arrowhead Stadium is one of, if not the, toughest places to play in the NFL. Especially in December. In the last 5 years, the Chiefs have lost one December home game, and it was this year to the juggernaut San Diego Super Chargers. Larry Johnson is a man child, and he will personally enjoy knocking the Jacksonville Faguars out of playoff contention.
St. Louis over Minnesota
This one should be a real shitfest. Minnesota, despite their record, is the worst team in the NFL. They have absolutely no talent, on either side of the ball. Stephen Jackson will run all over them, as will Marc Bulger, Torry Holt, and Isaac Bruce. The greatest show on turf will be rejuvinated, but only for this week. They should have held onto Azahir Hakim.
New Orleans over Carolina
Carolina has been decimated with injuries, which is very unfortunate because they are a pretty solid football club. New Orleans is a very explosive team, and even tougher at home where they are averaging 34.8 ppg (completely made up that stat). Reggie Bush is fantastic, Sean Payton should be coach of the year, and Drew Brees should be the Runner up in the MVP voting. Yay New Orleans. By the way, if one team has to win the super bowl and its not the Broncos, this year I am rooting for the Saints.
New York Jets over Oakland
If the New York Jets could squeak out a win over the chitty chitty bang bang Oakland Raiders they could get in the playoffs. Obviously it's clear to see that I do believe they are going to win and then get bounced in the first round of the playoffs against the Colts. Sucks for them right. Eric Mangini deserves a lot of Coach of the Year consideration, but Payton deserves it more. Yay Nawleans!
Seattle over Tampa Bay
With the division locked up and no possible chance of a bye I anticipate that the Seahawks are going to take it relatively easy on Sunday. That said, I still believe that Seneca Wallace and Maurice Morris (Mo-Mo) will defeat the Bucs.
Houston over Cleveland
Greg Kubiak is a spectacular coach, and I wish the Broncos still had him as offensive coordinator. After a big win last week against the Indianapolis Colts I expect them to keep the momentum rolling against fellow chitty chitty bang bang Cleveland Browns. This game, like the one mentioned above, should be a real shitfest that nobody should watch unless they lost a bet, or are a devout fan of one of the teams. And since chitty chitty's don't have devout fans, the latter statement is impossible.
Denver over san Francisco
God if we don't win we don't deserve to go to the playoffs....
Indianapolis over Miami
I'm getting bored, so I don't know. Manning is good and stuff. Yay capitalism!
Sorry, but my short attention span has kicked in. I personally apologize Nathan, but I'm going to go play Madden. Here are my picks for the rest of the games...
Atlanta over Philadelphia
Arizona over San Diego (Just fuckin' with ya,)
Balitmore over Buffalo
Chicago over Green Bay
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