Top 5 Holidays
Since it was Halloween recently I can only think of one thing, Christmas. I always do this time of year. And since I finally now have a blog I can rate the top ten holidays. As always these are my favorite holidays, although I think it will be tough for my readers (Alan and Nathan) to disagree with them. Note: Some of these holidays are religiously based, so please excuse a few of them.
1-Christmas
Everybody loves Christmas. If somebody tried to tell you it wasn't their favorite holiday, then you should remove your shoe and slap them with it. Christmas is superior to any other holiday in many ways. It's at the end of the year, so all year you can't wait for it to come. You get free items. And I'm not talking about just candy like Halloween, but actual stuff. There is a million Christmas songs that are fun to listen to as you fill your house with decorations and a green ass tree. And hell, it was Jesus Christ's birthday. And he was a pretty cool guy. The main reason you can tell that Christmas is number one; when it's Thanksgiving people are just stoked its almost time for Christmas.
2-Halloween
Halloween is always a great time. "The other 364 days of the year are about getting handjobs, tonight is about getting free candy." Seriosuly though, Halloween is a great time. Even in school, it as if school is a free day because you can battle fellow ninjas, or play dodgeball in the parking lot. Everything is fair game. Besides that, it gives girls a reason to dress as slutty as possible. And that might just be the best gift from the holidays. Frankly I wish girls dressed that sluttly more often. But yes, getting away with things in school, free candy, girls that are dressing slutty. All-around, it's a good holiday. In addition, Scary Movies like Halloween, and fun Halloween episodes of popular TV shows. And Halloween is a great party date.
3-New Year's Eve
Just a fun way to celebrate the end of the year. As a youngster I loved it. Got to hang out with friends, and stay up all the way to 12:00!. That was allways exciting. Now-a-days, that I'm still a youngster, but not as younster-ish, I now have an excuse to get sauced up. Last year, I played beer pong with my dad. The weird thing (aside from him and Shane defeating Dan and myself) was that it wasn't as awkward as playing a drinking game with my father should have been. You know why, because he knew I was going to get drunk anyways. New Year's, I'm sure will get gradually better as I gradually get older. Eventually when I'm too old to party it will suck, and I'll be depressed. Until then, "WE ARE THE YOUTH GONE WILD!"
4-St. Patrick's Day
Much like Christmas, this is racial based. Fortunately for me, I belong to the greatest people in the world; the Irish. So for all of you John Gotti blown-out douchebags who wear Italia shirts and what not, I have a question? Where is your holiday where the sole purpose is to get drunk? I rest my case. I think Italian's celebrate their race so much because they are envious of the Irish to the north, but are too big of aarogant assholes to admit it. It's ok, I'll admit it for you. Bless you St. Patrick, for you have solidified the Irish as the dominant race on the earth.
5-Any day that warrants a missed school day
Basically this is how it went down. Valentine's day is depressing, especially if you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend. Even if you do have on, still depressing. Easter is extremely overrated because it is associated with Spring Break, but Easter is one day. If Spring break were holiday that would be a whole different subject. The 4th of July is OK I guess, but it's very repititive. Therefore the 5th best holiday is Matrin Luther King Day, Memorial Day, Verteran's Day, Columbus Day, Good Friday, Superintendents day, and things of that nature.
Happy Kwanza
Since it was Halloween recently I can only think of one thing, Christmas. I always do this time of year. And since I finally now have a blog I can rate the top ten holidays. As always these are my favorite holidays, although I think it will be tough for my readers (Alan and Nathan) to disagree with them. Note: Some of these holidays are religiously based, so please excuse a few of them.
1-Christmas
Everybody loves Christmas. If somebody tried to tell you it wasn't their favorite holiday, then you should remove your shoe and slap them with it. Christmas is superior to any other holiday in many ways. It's at the end of the year, so all year you can't wait for it to come. You get free items. And I'm not talking about just candy like Halloween, but actual stuff. There is a million Christmas songs that are fun to listen to as you fill your house with decorations and a green ass tree. And hell, it was Jesus Christ's birthday. And he was a pretty cool guy. The main reason you can tell that Christmas is number one; when it's Thanksgiving people are just stoked its almost time for Christmas.
2-Halloween
Halloween is always a great time. "The other 364 days of the year are about getting handjobs, tonight is about getting free candy." Seriosuly though, Halloween is a great time. Even in school, it as if school is a free day because you can battle fellow ninjas, or play dodgeball in the parking lot. Everything is fair game. Besides that, it gives girls a reason to dress as slutty as possible. And that might just be the best gift from the holidays. Frankly I wish girls dressed that sluttly more often. But yes, getting away with things in school, free candy, girls that are dressing slutty. All-around, it's a good holiday. In addition, Scary Movies like Halloween, and fun Halloween episodes of popular TV shows. And Halloween is a great party date.
3-New Year's Eve
Just a fun way to celebrate the end of the year. As a youngster I loved it. Got to hang out with friends, and stay up all the way to 12:00!. That was allways exciting. Now-a-days, that I'm still a youngster, but not as younster-ish, I now have an excuse to get sauced up. Last year, I played beer pong with my dad. The weird thing (aside from him and Shane defeating Dan and myself) was that it wasn't as awkward as playing a drinking game with my father should have been. You know why, because he knew I was going to get drunk anyways. New Year's, I'm sure will get gradually better as I gradually get older. Eventually when I'm too old to party it will suck, and I'll be depressed. Until then, "WE ARE THE YOUTH GONE WILD!"
4-St. Patrick's Day
Much like Christmas, this is racial based. Fortunately for me, I belong to the greatest people in the world; the Irish. So for all of you John Gotti blown-out douchebags who wear Italia shirts and what not, I have a question? Where is your holiday where the sole purpose is to get drunk? I rest my case. I think Italian's celebrate their race so much because they are envious of the Irish to the north, but are too big of aarogant assholes to admit it. It's ok, I'll admit it for you. Bless you St. Patrick, for you have solidified the Irish as the dominant race on the earth.
5-Any day that warrants a missed school day
Basically this is how it went down. Valentine's day is depressing, especially if you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend. Even if you do have on, still depressing. Easter is extremely overrated because it is associated with Spring Break, but Easter is one day. If Spring break were holiday that would be a whole different subject. The 4th of July is OK I guess, but it's very repititive. Therefore the 5th best holiday is Matrin Luther King Day, Memorial Day, Verteran's Day, Columbus Day, Good Friday, Superintendents day, and things of that nature.
Happy Kwanza
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