Week 5
With another week of exciting NFL action heading our way, I felt it was 100% absolutely neccesary to express my opinions on how the games this week will be played out. Realizing, Nathan will read about the Cards game, and Alan will read about the Bills game, those two will probably be the best ones. Considering at the time, I could argue that the two of them are 100% of my current readers. Keep up the great work guys!
New England over Miami
New England is at home, and quite frankly, that's all they need. Tom Brady isn't bad either. But I'll tell you who is...Daunte Caulpepper. He stinks so bad right now he makes Nathan smell good (Please don't take that offensively, I would be absolutely devastated when I get down to one reader). I say New England wins easily, despite the final score suggesting otherwise as Caulpepper and the 'Fins rally late.
New Orleans over Tampa Bay
While I do think New Orleans is overrated, I do think they are a superior team than the Bucs. Tampa is in trouble, and the game is in the Superdome. Maybe the Saints will have a little energy left in that stadium to win, but I think it will be a close one. Brees will have a big day under center.
Giants over Washington
With everyteam in the NFC east playing another NFC east opponent, it is imaritive that the Giants win this game. if not, Washington and either Philadalphia/Dallas would have 4 wins to New York's 1. In a division as tough as this one you can't fall that far back this early. Shouldn't be a problem though, I think New York will have a comeback in the late third-early fourth and then hold on for the win.
Minnesota over Detroit
While I also think that Minnesota is overrated like the Saints, they are still playing the Lions. I would take Ohio State over the Lions (if it was played in Columbus, I might seriously consider it). Nonetheless, the Vikings will play tough defense, and capitalize on a Lions mistake, because the Vikings aren't going to generate many points by themselves.
Carolina over Cleveland
Let's just call it a hunch....
DAAAAA BILLLSSS over DAAAA BEEAARSSS
Obviosuly I don't think this is going to happen. You would have to take me as a fool to believe the Bills will beat the Bears. I hope they do, but they probably won't. I just said they would because I fear if I said the Bears would win Alan might consider not reading my blog anymore. It would kill me emotionally. Go BILLS!
St Louis over Green Bay
Clearly the Packers are lost without their best player and emotional leader, Javon Walker. Boy howdy do they miss him. Fucking sons of bitches. Fucking Favre thinks he's cool and has the right to call out my boy like that. Well Brett, you can suck it, he's on a good team with a sub-par quarterback who grows wild facial hair. If Favre reads, I want him to know, You're smug. You have to stop being a good-for-nothing trickster, and a crack smoking swindler. You're going down hard someday pal.
Indianapolis over Tennessee
As a joke, do you think Dungy would give the game ball to Vince Young after he throws five interceptions and fumbles twice? I doubt it, but I think it's safe to say we all hope it happens.
Jacksonville over the God Damn Jets
Maybe if I say the Jags will win, I can sway Josh Valletta to start reading again. Although I think it's safe to say I want more readers and will do a lot to bring them back, I firmly believe the Jags will win a close one with the Jets. Not because I think they are close talent wise, but because the Jaguars always have relatively close games.
San Francisco over Oakland
Oakland got to play the Browns last week, and now the Niners. If they don't win this week, they might never win one. They still have the Broncos and Chiefs twice, and the Chargers again. Niners one the other hand can get to win number two, which would be a big step for the city of smugs.
Arizona over Kansas City
Much like the Bears-Bills game, I don't think the Cards will actually win. It's just the last act of a desperate man trying to maintain some interests for his readers. This is a sorry, no, more like a pathetic attempt to bring readers back like the glory days. Oh how the might have fallen.
Dallas over Philadalphia
I think the Eagles will win honestly, I just hate them too much to bold it. I hope T.O. goes off, but odds are his numbers will look like 3 catches, 44 yards, 0 TDs. Does anybody hope he scorse than does the Randy Moss and moon the crowd, except actually do it. Then find the Eagles logo at the middle of the field so he can squat down and act like he's wiping his ass with it. I would forever be Terrell Owens fan.
San Diego over Pittsburgh
I think the Steelers are a very solid team, but the Chargers are playing a lot better. The Broncos can take sole possession of first place with a Chargers loss and Broncos win. For the last six seasons, whomever was leading the AFC west after week six has went on to win the division. I'm rooting heavily for the Steelers needless to say.
Denver over Baltimore
What an intriguing match-up. Seriously, the Broncos will win 24-14 in a relatively unevntful game besides a Darrent Williams interception in the redzone at the end of the half. Besides that, there won't be many great plays. Javon Walker will have a 29 yard catch with 8:21 left in the third, but his numbers won't be spectacular. More importantly wouldn't you rather watch something like the 2000 Ravens defense against the Broncos 1998 offense. TD and Elway vs Boulware and Siragusa. It would be phenomenal.
Less important teams:
Atlanta
Cincinatti
Seattle Houston
With another week of exciting NFL action heading our way, I felt it was 100% absolutely neccesary to express my opinions on how the games this week will be played out. Realizing, Nathan will read about the Cards game, and Alan will read about the Bills game, those two will probably be the best ones. Considering at the time, I could argue that the two of them are 100% of my current readers. Keep up the great work guys!
New England over Miami
New England is at home, and quite frankly, that's all they need. Tom Brady isn't bad either. But I'll tell you who is...Daunte Caulpepper. He stinks so bad right now he makes Nathan smell good (Please don't take that offensively, I would be absolutely devastated when I get down to one reader). I say New England wins easily, despite the final score suggesting otherwise as Caulpepper and the 'Fins rally late.
New Orleans over Tampa Bay
While I do think New Orleans is overrated, I do think they are a superior team than the Bucs. Tampa is in trouble, and the game is in the Superdome. Maybe the Saints will have a little energy left in that stadium to win, but I think it will be a close one. Brees will have a big day under center.
Giants over Washington
With everyteam in the NFC east playing another NFC east opponent, it is imaritive that the Giants win this game. if not, Washington and either Philadalphia/Dallas would have 4 wins to New York's 1. In a division as tough as this one you can't fall that far back this early. Shouldn't be a problem though, I think New York will have a comeback in the late third-early fourth and then hold on for the win.
Minnesota over Detroit
While I also think that Minnesota is overrated like the Saints, they are still playing the Lions. I would take Ohio State over the Lions (if it was played in Columbus, I might seriously consider it). Nonetheless, the Vikings will play tough defense, and capitalize on a Lions mistake, because the Vikings aren't going to generate many points by themselves.
Carolina over Cleveland
Let's just call it a hunch....
DAAAAA BILLLSSS over DAAAA BEEAARSSS
Obviosuly I don't think this is going to happen. You would have to take me as a fool to believe the Bills will beat the Bears. I hope they do, but they probably won't. I just said they would because I fear if I said the Bears would win Alan might consider not reading my blog anymore. It would kill me emotionally. Go BILLS!
St Louis over Green Bay
Clearly the Packers are lost without their best player and emotional leader, Javon Walker. Boy howdy do they miss him. Fucking sons of bitches. Fucking Favre thinks he's cool and has the right to call out my boy like that. Well Brett, you can suck it, he's on a good team with a sub-par quarterback who grows wild facial hair. If Favre reads, I want him to know, You're smug. You have to stop being a good-for-nothing trickster, and a crack smoking swindler. You're going down hard someday pal.
Indianapolis over Tennessee
As a joke, do you think Dungy would give the game ball to Vince Young after he throws five interceptions and fumbles twice? I doubt it, but I think it's safe to say we all hope it happens.
Jacksonville over the God Damn Jets
Maybe if I say the Jags will win, I can sway Josh Valletta to start reading again. Although I think it's safe to say I want more readers and will do a lot to bring them back, I firmly believe the Jags will win a close one with the Jets. Not because I think they are close talent wise, but because the Jaguars always have relatively close games.
San Francisco over Oakland
Oakland got to play the Browns last week, and now the Niners. If they don't win this week, they might never win one. They still have the Broncos and Chiefs twice, and the Chargers again. Niners one the other hand can get to win number two, which would be a big step for the city of smugs.
Arizona over Kansas City
Much like the Bears-Bills game, I don't think the Cards will actually win. It's just the last act of a desperate man trying to maintain some interests for his readers. This is a sorry, no, more like a pathetic attempt to bring readers back like the glory days. Oh how the might have fallen.
Dallas over Philadalphia
I think the Eagles will win honestly, I just hate them too much to bold it. I hope T.O. goes off, but odds are his numbers will look like 3 catches, 44 yards, 0 TDs. Does anybody hope he scorse than does the Randy Moss and moon the crowd, except actually do it. Then find the Eagles logo at the middle of the field so he can squat down and act like he's wiping his ass with it. I would forever be Terrell Owens fan.
San Diego over Pittsburgh
I think the Steelers are a very solid team, but the Chargers are playing a lot better. The Broncos can take sole possession of first place with a Chargers loss and Broncos win. For the last six seasons, whomever was leading the AFC west after week six has went on to win the division. I'm rooting heavily for the Steelers needless to say.
Denver over Baltimore
What an intriguing match-up. Seriously, the Broncos will win 24-14 in a relatively unevntful game besides a Darrent Williams interception in the redzone at the end of the half. Besides that, there won't be many great plays. Javon Walker will have a 29 yard catch with 8:21 left in the third, but his numbers won't be spectacular. More importantly wouldn't you rather watch something like the 2000 Ravens defense against the Broncos 1998 offense. TD and Elway vs Boulware and Siragusa. It would be phenomenal.
Less important teams:
Atlanta
Cincinatti
Seattle Houston
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Brett Fvre doesn't read this, call it a hunch
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