I am phenomenal.
Short post, just boasting about my unbelievable skills of last weeks action in the NFL. Honestly, I got game. Last Wednesday in my Phildalphia Eagles vs Dallas Cowboys preview I wrote, "I hope T.O. goes off, but odds are his numbers will look like 3 catches, 44 yards, 0 TDs." In case anybody was wondering, his numbers were 3 catches, 45 yards, and 0 touchdowns. That's just unexplainable. Another note about the phenemenon that is me, I picked every game right last week. A perfect week. Look at my blog if you don't believe me. Honestly, that's pretty good in a whacky league like the NFL. Lastly, I said, "....in a relatively unevntful game besides a Darrent Williams interception in the redzone at the end of the half." There was indeed an interception at the end of the halp, but it was by Champ Bailey. When I was writing my post last week I figured that a quarterback would have to be crazy to throw to homeboy nearing the end of a half. Later on, Darrent Williams got one anyways. There it is, I'm amazing....
On a more serious note:
Joe Theisman said, "When it comes down to the fourth quarter, Steve McNair is Michael Jordan like. He just can takeover." On the next play, he threw an interception clinching the game for the Broncos. How does this man have a job, and how come Bill Simmons isn't on Sunday Night Football. I would much rather hear his funny, thought provoking material compared to Theisman's analysis of how something is going to happen, right after it happens. For example, Mike Anderson came off the bench last night and had runs of 10, 11, then 4. Compared to Jamal Lewis' longest run was of 6 yards. But, after Anderson's 11 yard scamper ol' Joe says, "I really think if the Ravens want move the ball on offense, they must utilize Anderson more in the running game." Well, obviously it's easy to say something like that right after he has his teams longest run of the evening. And the latter part of the quote, what else would they use him in? The passing game, from a guy who has a seven year career, but just 79 catches. Theisman, you can suck a lemon. WHERE'S PAUL MCGUIRE!!!!!!
*I think it's safe to say that Dan's blog (Tidbit Wit) should be permanently changed to Daniel's tidbit shit. He seldom updates, and when he does it is a youtube clip. Those don't even count. Mike Lohmaier and I are both catching up to Dan for Blog Supremacy after his recent apathy.*
Short post, just boasting about my unbelievable skills of last weeks action in the NFL. Honestly, I got game. Last Wednesday in my Phildalphia Eagles vs Dallas Cowboys preview I wrote, "I hope T.O. goes off, but odds are his numbers will look like 3 catches, 44 yards, 0 TDs." In case anybody was wondering, his numbers were 3 catches, 45 yards, and 0 touchdowns. That's just unexplainable. Another note about the phenemenon that is me, I picked every game right last week. A perfect week. Look at my blog if you don't believe me. Honestly, that's pretty good in a whacky league like the NFL. Lastly, I said, "....in a relatively unevntful game besides a Darrent Williams interception in the redzone at the end of the half." There was indeed an interception at the end of the halp, but it was by Champ Bailey. When I was writing my post last week I figured that a quarterback would have to be crazy to throw to homeboy nearing the end of a half. Later on, Darrent Williams got one anyways. There it is, I'm amazing....
On a more serious note:
Joe Theisman said, "When it comes down to the fourth quarter, Steve McNair is Michael Jordan like. He just can takeover." On the next play, he threw an interception clinching the game for the Broncos. How does this man have a job, and how come Bill Simmons isn't on Sunday Night Football. I would much rather hear his funny, thought provoking material compared to Theisman's analysis of how something is going to happen, right after it happens. For example, Mike Anderson came off the bench last night and had runs of 10, 11, then 4. Compared to Jamal Lewis' longest run was of 6 yards. But, after Anderson's 11 yard scamper ol' Joe says, "I really think if the Ravens want move the ball on offense, they must utilize Anderson more in the running game." Well, obviously it's easy to say something like that right after he has his teams longest run of the evening. And the latter part of the quote, what else would they use him in? The passing game, from a guy who has a seven year career, but just 79 catches. Theisman, you can suck a lemon. WHERE'S PAUL MCGUIRE!!!!!!
*I think it's safe to say that Dan's blog (Tidbit Wit) should be permanently changed to Daniel's tidbit shit. He seldom updates, and when he does it is a youtube clip. Those don't even count. Mike Lohmaier and I are both catching up to Dan for Blog Supremacy after his recent apathy.*
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Head up Al, We love you
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