Haven't updated in a while so I kinda wanted to throw out some stuff. Here are some ways to improve your AOL Instant Messager experience.
1)Be a dick. Be a smart ass. Let everybody know that you are more intelligent than them by correcting every mispelled word and every grammar error that the other person says. Girs will think you're more intelligent and "Dicks get chicks." Although I am a dick on AIM and I haven't had a girlfriend since eighth grade. So I don't even know why I am saying this. Actually I do, it's because I'm bored, very bored.
2) No Abreviations. The less abreviations the better. An occasional LOL is ok, but no OMFG, OMG, LMAO, NM U, or anything else. They are not cool and make you sound less intelligent. You would like to impress a female friend. Don't type like an eightg grade girl who thinks abbreviations are cool. Girls are able to use abreviations more loosely because if their friends call them a pussy I don't think that would care that much. Or more so because any girls' friends wouldn't make fun of her friends for typing stupidly. I would.
It's gum. You chew it.
3) Pauses. Take time before answering your friends. Specifically for males talking to females. It might let them believe you're really cool and have lots of IM boxes up and can only answer one at a time. Hopefully, if all goes well, your female friend will think you're very cool with lots of friends and would like to get to know you better. In the movie "Girl Next Door," the creepy porn producer guy is spittin' some game to some high school girls, but leaves them before doing anything with them. He said, "Always leave them wanting for more." This someway relates to pausing between AIM responses. Actually now that I think about it, it will probably have a reverse effect most of the time and your female friend will think your a big stinky pussy for ignoring her. Best of luck to all of those who attempt this risky feat. I'm rooting for you.
You can buy a lot of mum.
4) Solid Away Messages. Have fun, thought provoking away message from time to time. I know this doesn't neccesarily relate to me because most of my away messages are "stuff and stuff" or "bbl" (speaking of which, bbl is the best abreviation one can use, because it's short, useful, and actually saves time. I'm cool with bbl). But nothing is better than bringing up somebody's away message and profile and reading something worth a laugh or a deep thought. It's great. It is also a great way to get messages from people who think it is funny, or from people who disagree with what you're saying. And I think it is safe to say that everybody reading this, and everybody who uses AIM loves getting messages.
I'm doggin' it Pat! I'M DOGGIN' IT!
5)DoN't TyPe LiiKe tHiiS! Absolutely, never, ever do anything like this. Under any circumstance type like this. It screams douchebag from a mile a way. Male or female. This probably bothers me more than any other thing on AIM. Why take the extra time to type something that looks retarded anyway? I'll tell you why, because the people who do this are either not going to graduate, didn't graduate, or FLCC dropouts. Avoid doing this at all costs.
Doesn't it just piss you off when you read somebodys away message and it says, "ChYeA......OuT wIt mY HoEz gEtTin FuCkeD uP In Da ClUbski!!!! GeT aT Da CelLy!!!!"
Pisses me off too. There are other things I can get into about profiles, how to start coversations, your font, and a bunch of other things. Basically my message is don't be a douchebag. Don't pop your collar, say that your drinking/smoking in your away messages, don't wear wristbands, and don't drink not a beer.
I'm Ron Burgandy?
1)Be a dick. Be a smart ass. Let everybody know that you are more intelligent than them by correcting every mispelled word and every grammar error that the other person says. Girs will think you're more intelligent and "Dicks get chicks." Although I am a dick on AIM and I haven't had a girlfriend since eighth grade. So I don't even know why I am saying this. Actually I do, it's because I'm bored, very bored.
2) No Abreviations. The less abreviations the better. An occasional LOL is ok, but no OMFG, OMG, LMAO, NM U, or anything else. They are not cool and make you sound less intelligent. You would like to impress a female friend. Don't type like an eightg grade girl who thinks abbreviations are cool. Girls are able to use abreviations more loosely because if their friends call them a pussy I don't think that would care that much. Or more so because any girls' friends wouldn't make fun of her friends for typing stupidly. I would.
It's gum. You chew it.
3) Pauses. Take time before answering your friends. Specifically for males talking to females. It might let them believe you're really cool and have lots of IM boxes up and can only answer one at a time. Hopefully, if all goes well, your female friend will think you're very cool with lots of friends and would like to get to know you better. In the movie "Girl Next Door," the creepy porn producer guy is spittin' some game to some high school girls, but leaves them before doing anything with them. He said, "Always leave them wanting for more." This someway relates to pausing between AIM responses. Actually now that I think about it, it will probably have a reverse effect most of the time and your female friend will think your a big stinky pussy for ignoring her. Best of luck to all of those who attempt this risky feat. I'm rooting for you.
You can buy a lot of mum.
4) Solid Away Messages. Have fun, thought provoking away message from time to time. I know this doesn't neccesarily relate to me because most of my away messages are "stuff and stuff" or "bbl" (speaking of which, bbl is the best abreviation one can use, because it's short, useful, and actually saves time. I'm cool with bbl). But nothing is better than bringing up somebody's away message and profile and reading something worth a laugh or a deep thought. It's great. It is also a great way to get messages from people who think it is funny, or from people who disagree with what you're saying. And I think it is safe to say that everybody reading this, and everybody who uses AIM loves getting messages.
I'm doggin' it Pat! I'M DOGGIN' IT!
5)DoN't TyPe LiiKe tHiiS! Absolutely, never, ever do anything like this. Under any circumstance type like this. It screams douchebag from a mile a way. Male or female. This probably bothers me more than any other thing on AIM. Why take the extra time to type something that looks retarded anyway? I'll tell you why, because the people who do this are either not going to graduate, didn't graduate, or FLCC dropouts. Avoid doing this at all costs.
Doesn't it just piss you off when you read somebodys away message and it says, "ChYeA......OuT wIt mY HoEz gEtTin FuCkeD uP In Da ClUbski!!!! GeT aT Da CelLy!!!!"
Pisses me off too. There are other things I can get into about profiles, how to start coversations, your font, and a bunch of other things. Basically my message is don't be a douchebag. Don't pop your collar, say that your drinking/smoking in your away messages, don't wear wristbands, and don't drink not a beer.
I'm Ron Burgandy?
3 comments:
wow oliver is a douche bag (not Eckert, he's cool)
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MaTt YoU cRaCk Me Up..ChYea bOii
..haha sorry that was lame, but you have too much time on your hands buddy!!
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