Friday, July 28, 2006

Top 10 Favorite Shows

A couple of weeks ago I wrote a post about my top ten favorite movies of all time. Then for awhile I started using youtube clips as an easy update, so I figured it was time for a real one. Therefore I thought this would be fun, and something to do because I am bored. Once again, these are my top ten. While many will agree, I hope that most will disagree because everybody should have their opinion. Here we go...

1-Southpark
People can argue all they want about which is better. Southpark, Family Guy, or the Simpsons. For me it's a no-brainer. Southpark owns the two of them. South Park recently did an episode about the lazy, non-plot related humor that the Family Guy writers use. It's hilarious stuff, but it is almost just one cheap laugh after another. Southpark has episodes relating to current events. Turning serious things into jokes. Plus Matt Stone and Trey Parker write the scripts really well and have developed some great characters over the years.

2-Family Guy
Although in my unproffesional opinion Family Guy couldn't touch Southpark on its best of days, I still think it's great. Comparing it to Southpark is unfair, because they're two completely different shows. A more accurate comparison would be Family Guy and the Simpsons because of the main families, funny but less intelligent fathers and other things. Putting Family Guy against the Simpsons, and I'll take Family Guy.

3-Boy Meets World
The first non-cartoon to crack the top ten. This sitcom is one that everybody should watch no matter the age. I previously wrote a post about Boy Meets World and what not so I'll make this quick. Boy Meets World is great. From the less dramatic more comedic earlier episodes right up until they're in college and everything is dead serious. Either or, it's wonderful and I will forever be a Boy Meets World fan.

4-Sportscenter
I'm not sure if this qualifies as a show, but it should because it airs at certain times on TV. I probably watch Sportscenter more than any other show, sometimes I'll watch the same epidsode several times in a row for no reason at all. I know all the Sportscenter anchors and even pick favorites, therefore I consider myself a fan of the show. Better than any other news show.

5-The Simpsons
I didn't know where exactly to place this cartoon legend. I used to watch the power hour every day on FOX from 6-7. But nowadays I don't seem to watch it at all. Nonetheless, even if you can't catch episodes on a daily basis, it still has to make the top ten. Come on, it's Michael Jackson.

6-Saved By the Bell(The High School Years)
Saved By the Bell is one of the most underrated shows of my generation. Loads of people, including a sibling of mine grew up idolizing Zack Morris. Who didn't though. He was smooth, smart, charming, attractive, and everything else you can find in a man. Jessie was always a buzzkill with her feminist movements, and Lisa Turtle was just taking up space. If the main cast was; Zazk, AC Slater, Screech, Kelly, Torii, and Mr Belding, it probably would have cracked the top five.

7-Chapelle's Show
This was the toughest ranking for me, because nothing at all stood out. The first six were easy, just where to put them. From here it's filling in the blanks. Chapelle's Show is hilarious. I still watch the re-runs regularly. Hell, it might have even passed the Simpsons had Dave Chapelle not decided to quit. But whatever, that's his choice, it's his adventure. If he wants to go down on some dealer in an Escalade that's up to him.

8-Cribs
Again, at this point in the rankins there are a bunch of shows right up there together. But whenever Cribs is on, I watch it. That is something I can say about only a few shows. I like watching rich people's houses. I think it's cool to see what cool shit they have and how they designed their houses with so much money. I bet for a lot of people this show sucks, but I love it.

9-Doug
With only two spots left in the rankings I figured it would be absurd to leave out a Nickelodeon cartoon. My favorite one is easily Doug so there it is. A lot of people will complain how it isn't on anymore. Well, I'll complain with you. But even when it's not on I will always be a fan of Doug, Mr Dink, Vice Principal Bone, The Honker Burger, Patty, Roger, Skeeter, Judy, Porkchop, Principal Buttsavage, Mrs Wingo, Nematoads, and anything esle associated with Doug Funny.

10-Playmakers
Rouding out the top ten was a one hit wonder. Playmakers was a fictional show on ESPN that aired only for one season because of the controvery surrounding it. The NFL threatened that they would not allow ESPN to air their games if Playmakers continued. So it ended, but it was great in its time. And one can only hope they eventually start it up again.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Harry Potter Gay?

No real reason why I'm writing this. I just found it funny and I think you might too. Enjoy, whether you're a Harry Potter fan or not...

Monday, July 24, 2006

Michael Owen is number 1...

Not a real update, but I felt like it was time I paid a tribute to my favorite athlete. Most of these are ordinary goals, but the very last one of the video is phenomenal. It rivals that of Stephen Gerrards. Seriously it's great. About 40 seconds in he also does an exceptional bicycle kick. There are a lot of great goals, but those two, in my opinion are the best. The song for this little video is Trapt's "Headstrong." I used to love it, but that was back in eighth grade. It annoys the hell out of me now. Feel free to turn the volume down or listen to it pending on your opinion of the song. The quality is sometimes bad, and the song sucks, but the last goal of the video is unbelievable...



That last goal still gets me every time.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

When This Boy Meets World...

I grew up in the suburbs, although one could argue that East Irondequiot is the suburbs, but nonetheless, in my middle class caucasian family I grew up on ABC's TGIF. Who didn't? Every few years they would throw in a new show, like "My Teenage Guardian Angel" or something of that nature. But you could always count on the classics, Step by Step, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, but most importantly, Boy Meets World.

BMW was always my favorite sitcom, and besides some very funny cartoon shows (Southpark, Simpsons, Family Guy) it is probably my favorite show. This very deep, emotional, montage sheds some light on why I love this show so much...


Wow, that was pretty deep. Of course a show like BMW cannot be broken down into montage form, unless the montage lasted three-four years. As the years went on and the series ended things happened and I didn't catch any episodes for a long, long time. Eventually, like two years ago, my brother Shane and I were up late looking for some good TV on. As we ate our food and searched for channels we came across it. On the Disney Channel every night at 2:00 am it was on. Shane and I watched episodes for weeks straight, school night or not. After 11 or so we would just waste time waiting for it, then it would be on. I felt like I had to spread the good word, so I told my good friend Nathan Wirth (Dirt McGirt) about it and he replied, "I know, it's also on every day from 3-4 on ABC Family." I began watching the late night episode, and the power hour every day. Right when I got home from school I would turn it on. The tragedy struck as the jackass producers of ABC family changed the power hour with Full House, meaning BMW would air 2-3 while I was still at school. But almost everyday yet, Nathan, Shane, Josh Valletta, myself, and anyone else who wanted to watch, would watch it in the weightroom as we sat on bikes, and stood on treadmills.

The gist of this is, that Boy Meets World has positively effected my life. It gives everybody something to talk about at lunch the next day...
"Hey did you see what Cory did on the 2 am last night?"
"Yeah man I did, he took a shot of whiskey!"
"Yeah dude! Allan was pissed off!"
"Yeah man! Totally!"
I'm not entirely sure if anyone has ever said this, but because of Boy Meets World anything is possible. I love Boy Meets World. It is a timeless classic that is right up there in the Hall of Fame, and it shall forever be there. One beef is how as they got older the shows became more dramatic and less funny, Eric got dumber as he got older, and in the last episode Feeney wouldn't tell them that he loved them until they left. I would like to call him a heartless coward, but the good outweighs the bad. God bless you Feeney. Lastly here is a very short Youtube video. I found it funny, you might too. Enjoy...

Friday, July 21, 2006

SNL Past and Present

In my unproffesional opinion there are two SNL skits that stand out from everything else. Keep in mind that SNL has been around forever, so picking out two was somewhat difficult if you think too much. But after I stopped thinking about it for sometime it became suddenly clear to me. Just pick the two that made you laugh the most, so I did. Most of the SNL classics were from the past when the show was one of the best on TV, and all the greats were on, and they had great hosts every Saturday. Now-a-days the show is fading, in my opinion on the shoulders of Keenan Thompson, but two SNL-ers shed some light on a dark situation with one of the two funniest skits in SNL history. The two I picked were the "Cowbell" featuring Christopher Walken, and Will Ferrell. A classic. Nothing else can be said about it. The other one I picked was from the newer seasons. "Lazy Sunday" is a rap featuring Chris Parnell and Adam Samberg about their Sunday, and their trip to the movie theater. The rap is hilarous and you might need to watch it two-three times to get everything out of it.

Here's the famous "Need More Cowbell." Enjoy...


Unfortunately youtube.com doesn't have "Lazy Sunday" because NBC through the block down upon it. Really sad stuff considering you can see anything on youtube but SNL stuff. Fortunately I'm a computer whiz and found it on this internet site here

Lazy Sunday

You watch both of them, because shortly NBC is going to rid "Cowbell" from youtube.com. So watch it while you can. Watch them both and then tell me which one you like better. Personally I enjoyed the "Lazy Sunday" better because everything rhymes, and everything is associated with something. Don'et get me wrong, "Cowbell" is great, always will be. But I honestly like "Lazy Sunday" better. Tell me how you feel.


Thursday, July 20, 2006

Fight Night

For most of you, this entry won't make very much sense. In order to fully grasp this entry you have to have seen Rocky I, II, III, and IV, or at least have a clue who the boxers featured in the films are. On top of that you might need to know who some real boxers were, or basically just Tyson, to really understand what I'm getting at.

Throughout the Rocky series, a number of juggernaut boxers are introduced. Amongst them are Ivan Drago, Clubber Lang, Apollo Creed, and of course, Rocky Balboa. All of these fighters have very different and unique fighting styles, and aside from Drago are physically a lot alike. But as Rocky triumphs over all of them the questions arose, what if these fights happened in real life? Would Clubber Lang really lose to Rocky in the re-match? Would Rocky knock out Drago in Russia during the Cold War? Could Drago have killed Apollo in the first round? So many questions came up. Then I strarted thinking about, what if real boxers fought these fictional, yet dominate characters. Although it was before my time, "Iron" Mike Tyson in his prime was a stone cold killer. He knocked out everybody he fought. So how would he stack up against Balboa or Clubber? After much deliberation I think I needed to make a list. A list with each major boxer on it, fictional, or real. Here's my list starting with the best.

1)Ivan Drago
Ivan Drago stood out to me as number one for several reasons. First off was his size. Drago was a mountain of a man and injected steroids very regularly. He packed so much pressure with each punch that he could kill somebody. Which was never more evident than midway through Rocky IV when Apollo Creed and Ivan Drago squared off in an exhibition bought. Drago dominated the first round despite fighting in America where Russians at the time were hated by everyone. Rocky disputed whether or not he should throw in the towel for Apollo, but when he made his decision he was too late. Before Rocky had the chance to save his friend, Drago had punched him so hard that he killed him. Granted Apollo was getting old, and Drago was a steroid abusing monster, but he still killed a man. A man that was once the best fictional boxer in the world. If the fight Rocky vs Drago were a real one, not only would Drago have won, but he would have ended Rocky's life as well.

2)Mike Tyson
"Iron" Mike Tyson was the dominant force of boxing for a long time. It seemed everytime he stepped into the ring he knocked his opponent out. Tyson also had a shaky personality and personal life making him even more itimidating to his opponents. Tyson earned his place in history after he took a chomp at Evander Holyfield's ear during a fight in 1997. Compared to the "Rocky" boxers, Tyson most closely resembled Clubber Lang, but was tougher, crazier, and stronger. Also upon being a maniac in the ring, he also supported people with endless laughs in a post conference seen here...

Mike Tyson praises "allah," makes up words, tells Lennox Lewis he's going to eat his children, confesses he only trained for two weeks, and more all in one video. Even with just two weeks of training he still knocked out his opponent in thirty-eight seconds. This is why he is number two, but a close second at that.

3)Clubber Lang
Mr T started started his illustrious, yet debatedly unsuccessful career in Rocky III. He played the madman Clubber Lang. Clubber introduces himself during the Rocky statue presentation. He tells Rocky that he's washed up, a bum, and then proceeds to spit some game to Adrian. This pisses the "Italian Stallion" off as Rocky challenges him to a fight. Biggest mistake Rocky ever made. Clubber knocks him out early in the fight and takes the title from Philly's golden boy. It was the first time Rocky had lost a fight since his original bout against Apollo in Rocky I. Somehow Rocky wins the rematch and the end of the movie, but this is just another protagonist over antagonist ending. Bullshit. If the movie was called Clubber III then Mr T. would've eaten Rocky's children.

4)Rocky Balboa
The "Italian Stallion" is probably the world's most famous fictional boxer. Hell he even has a real statue outside of the Philadelphia Art Museum. He is without a doubt one of the most historic fighters in history, real or fake, but that doesn't neccesarily make him the best. Clubber Beat him, and Tyson in his prime would've given Drago a run for his money. In a real fight, Drago would not lose to Rocky, he would anailate him. He would probably give him a brain hemorrhage then made love to Adrian while his son watched and applauded. Rocky was still a champion for a long period of time, which makes him Matt's fourth best boxer of all time.

5)Apollo Creed
Once the most feared fighter in the fictional boxing world, Apollo Creed had fame and fortune. When Rocky defeated him the second time around, in by far the most unrealistic of unrealistic fights in the rocky movies. This was the start of the end for Apollo. He became friends with Rocky, and even helped him train for the rematch against Clubber. Unfortunately, Apollo didn't want to get old, didn't want to become a trainer, and wanted to prove to the world he was still a dominant force in the boxing world. He wanted a piece of Drago and that would be the last bad decision he would make, because early in the second round, the massive Russian ended the life of this historic African American fighter.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006


Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez

I wantched The Sandlot recently and thought that a character of such stature deserved some respect, I think writing about him in my blog is appropriate. First things first. For those of you who don't know who Benny "The Jet" is, then maybe you need to re-evaluate your life. But before you re-evaluate stop reading here, because you just aren't worthy. The Jet is more than a man, more similar to a greek god. If you say "Benny The Jet" four times in front of a mirror he appears, smiles at you, then tosses you a glove out of his pants, and disapears.

The Jet was always known primarily for his baseball skills, which far exceeded the skills of players like Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, and other steroid era greats. Benny "The Jet" was pure, no steroids, hell not even any gatorade. The Jet bashed dingers, stole bases, made web-gems, and even carried a bat as a weapon when confronted by a rival baseball team. Hell, Benny could hit the ball 249 ft and put it in Smalls' glove without breaking a sweat. The Jet never ran away from a problem, but merely laughed at it, took it out to a movie, and made sweet love to it.

Maybe even more impressive than his unhuman baseball skills, The Jet was a great human being, well that is if you think he his mortal, otherwise he was just a great being. Smalls was a melvin. He isn't the kind of person who should play baseball or any other sport. He was a melvin, but Benny took him in, and brought him under his wing, and showed him the ropes. In that first practice Smalls was nervous, and Benny eased those nerves and made him an accepted member of the team. He also has gave him a hat, and a glove which he claimed were "old ones."

Benny "The Jet" above all else always came up in the clutch. In that game against the Tigers, or whatever cliche little league name they were, they showed the whole team performing well as they easily trounced their opponents. This game wasn't very close, but had it been I wouldv'e bet that The Jet wouldn't allow them to lose that game. He would've taken care of business, and I know that without it actually happening, and anyone who's seen the movie knows that Benny had this uncanny confidence that said, "I can do anything ever."

The guy who played Babe Ruth once said, "Heroes are remebered, but legends never die." I'm not entirely sure what this quote means. Had it been a critical lens, I'd be in deep shit. That's the difference between The Jet and myself and the rest of us. He can make sense of nonsense, outrun a dog, become a Dodger, be the coolest person in the world and still befriend a Melvin, steal home, grow a mustache, and defeat the beast. Benny "
The Jet" Rodriguez
Top 10 Movies


Recently (today) I asked my good friend Tom Lohmaier, "What should be the next update for my blog." He responded that I shared my top 10 favorite movies. He actually suggested top 50, but I'm not that motivated. These are MY top 10, it's not final. Just merely throwing out some titles, feel free to comment about how bad my choices suck, unless you're a loser who likes the NoteBook, Pearl Harbor, Sisterhood of Traveling Pants, etc. Anyways here we go...

1)Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgandy

I already know everyone who's reading this is thinking, "What the f*ck? That jackass thinks that's the best movie?!?" Well to answer that, I am a jackass, and yes I think Anchorman is my favorite movie. I have seen a lot of movies in my day, most good ones I've seen several times. Anchorman is a movie, the only movie, that I have been able to watch at any point of any day for almost a year and a half. I've never watched it and not laughed all the way through it. Obviosuly it's not very dramatic, but who needs that bullshit when you can laugh three-four times every scene everytime you watch it. As much as everyone will disagree I have to think this is my all time favorite movie, so far. Talledega Nights: The Tale of Ricky Bobby comes out in a few weeks, so I'll keep you updated.

2)Napoleon Dynamite
Again, this is my top ten. If you would like to disagree go ahead and type up your own top ten on your own blog. Anyone who has seen Napoleon knows that a movie doesn't neccesarily need to have a plot to have a few great laughs. From Napoleon tossing an action figure outside of his bus window, to Uncle Rico flinging a piece of steak at his nephew on a bicycle, this movie has it all, kinda. Much like Anchorman this movie hasn't aged a bit even though everybody quotes both of these movies pretty frequently. That is why this is right up there with Anchorman, but I give Anchorman the nodd because there are so many one liners that I use seven-eight times a day.

3)Rounders
Alot of people will argue that the 2003 WSOP started the "poker boom" in America lately, and those people would probably be right. But the poker movie Rounders, starring Matt Damon and Edward Norton, must've aided somehow to this poker revolution that America is experiencing. Every poker player in the world could probably quote Rounders in one form or another. This movie pretty much made me like poker, and I cant still watch it and love it every time.


4)Ocean's Eleven
Ocean's Eleven and Rounders could have been flipped three and four either way because in my opnion they are both phenomenal. I actually liked Ocean's Eleven more then Rounders, but there was no sequel to Rounders, unfortunately the greedy producers and what not felt like they were successful enough to make another movie with no plot. It was a heist movie, and the heist was thirty-nine seconds on a train. Then they tried to steal a fake egg for no reason, and if there was a reason then they failed to explain it. Ocean's Twelve made Godfather III look great. It was as if there was no script and the makers of the film just said "Hey, look at that list of great actors, who needs a script?" I know this was more like a negative writing about Oceans Twelve then postitive about Ocean's Eleven, but I'm still pissed off about it. Without the sequel, this movie easily would've cracked the top three no doubt, but the sequel was arguably one of the most dissapointing things in my life.

5)Boondock Saints
I know a lot of people are yet to see this movie, which is terrible because it's great. This movie is about Irish twin brothers who live in the ghetto of Boston. They end up deciding they should clean the city of mob bosses and other criminals. Basically they go on a mass killing spree against Russians and Italians alike. There is a lot of action and shooting in this movie as these religious brothers roll through groups of people at a time proving once again that the Irish are in fact the dominant race on earth.

6)Troy
Everyone who truly knows me, knows that I have a man-crush on two people, Brad Pitt, and Michael Owen. Obviously I am going to enjoy Brad Pitt as Achilles prancing across the battlefield slaying everybody in his way in a bloody mess. His dominance over the human race is simply unheard of. If you actually like real movies, like romance, story lines, family troubles, slaves, war, dominant figures, ancient civilazations, then I guess you'll like this movie a lot. But I like it because Brad Pitt puts the laughter in Manslaughter during this film.

7)Dodgeball
This movie is nothing but a simple comedy with a moderate plot. But this movie also has Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn, two of my favorite actors. Ben Still only does two roles in his acting career, weird akward quiet guy (Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Starsky and Hutch, and Along Came Polly) and the agrressive well-fit guy (Heavyweights, Zoolaner, Dodgeball, Happy Gilmore, and Mystery Men). His mustache and height, along with some quotes that don't apply to anything, make White Goodman my favorite Ben Stiller character. Vince Vaugn is the same guy in most of his movies, but with some variables. He's usually the smooth, funny, tall guy. Dodgeball has some great side characters as well like, Michelle, Patches, Steve the Pirate and many others. Some the quotes have gotten old, but if Dodgeball is on HBO or Encore, you can bet your sweet bottom Matt Driffill will not be changing the channel.

8)40 Year Old Virgin
When I heard the guys who made Anchorman were making another movie with Brick and Fantanna starring in it I was pretty excited. It lived up to the expectations as well. I found myself laughing throughout most of the movie. And I'm sure nobody other that Steve Carrell couldv'e played that role better. He even got his chest waxed for the movie. The main reason as to why this movie fell to number eight is because the lame ass scenes with the grandma. I hated that actress who played her, and I hated her character. He shouldnt've been looking for love, he should've been more concerned with knocking out hoodrats, but whatever it was still very funny.

9)Friday Night Lights
Come on. You know I couldn't have a top ten movie list without mentioning a sports movie. Come on, I mean come on. There are plenty of movies that I think are better that Friday Night Lights, but it is my favortie sports movie so I think that warrants a top ten entry. But it is definately not any higher than a nine, and maybe should've been ten. The point is that it's here in the top ten, and I watch that movie before every high school sport game whether it is football or lacrosse. That movie just sets the mood.

10)Bourne Indentity and Supremacy
I kind of cheated on this one by picking both the original and the sequel, but I'm sure there is some kind of collector's DVD with both of them or somesing. If I had to choose I would say Supremacy was better, but it wouldn't be much without the first one. Both movies have lots of action, and are about a CIA assassin. Very exciting stuff, and I loved both of them. I reccomend you go out and see them.

Saturday, July 15, 2006


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas was released in the fall of 2004. Being the latest installment in a series of great games, the people at Rockstar North knew they couldn't have a game that was worse than is predecessor. When this game was released, controversy spiraled around it from the start. Excessive cursing, gang wars, burglary missions, bars, strip joints, sexual minigames and just about anything else that is wrong with human society can not only be found in the game, but promoted. Personally I think this is the best video game ever created for a number of reasons.

One reason is because of the actual size of the game, not the disc, but the map on which you play the game. Anyone who's ever played it has to agree the the state of San Andreas is much larger than any other fictional location ever created. Three individual cities, all capable of having a video game devoted individually to them. Amongt San Fierro, Los Santos, and Las Venturas, there is a desert, plenty of bodies of water, and a rural area that even has a mountain.

Another reason this game is so fantastic is because of the realism. You have to eat so you don't lose energy, you have to work out and run on a treadmill in order to be able to jump higher and sprint for longer, if you have a girlfriend (there are 6 total) you have to go on frequent dates and give them presents so they won't break up with you. So many aspects of this game are man-tastic. Many will argue that it isn't realistic to be able to hold several guns at a time, or blow through a red light without a cop tailing you, and an assortment of things like that. Well people who state examples like that need to think about the game, and what a negative effect it would have on the game had it been too realistic. Most sports titles are more realistic, but that's a lot harder to fake considering thats a sports league, and this is a fictional story. Nonetheless, in Madden's Superstar Mode is it possible for a no-named third round draft pick to get a movie deal in his first year. Eventually when games are so good, there will be little problems like this, but overall they are usually too good for people to care about.

The last reason as to why I love this game is because the fine people at Rockstar North are not afraid to go above and beyond. When you first start a game one of the first things you here is, "Fuck you Nigga!" by the notorious and corrupt Officer Tenpenny. Throughout the game, cursing is used before every mission, and sometimes even during missions. Your character, Carl Johnson, can go to a strip club and pay $100 for a private dance. You can walk up to any vehicle you want and just take it like it's yours. You can get a hooker, wait untill she pleasures you, then kill her and get your money back. You can steel a purple dildo from a police station, then proceed to kill people with it like a weapon. If I wanted to tell you everything about this game this post would be nineteen and one half pages long.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is not just the best game in a series of highly successful but very controversial games, but in my opinion it is the best game ever made. My only reccomendation to you is that you go out and purchase it during the summer, because if you play during the school year it may effect your scholastic performance (i.e. not going to school to play video games, always thinking about the last mission you just did, comparing everything in real life to San Andreas, thinking about if you were "CJ" what weapon would you use to kill your teacher, and other assorted things of that nature.) This game will change your life, probably negatively, but it's still man-tastic and as much as I shouldn't be promoting a game like this, I think everyone should own a copy.
Blogger: The Beginning


Hello all. This is the first update of Matt's blog. I've been thinking about doing one for a while now, but haven't really gotten around to it. Now that it's midway through summer, I beat Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, finished all of my lacrosse tournaments, and am yet to make an appearance at football, I feel like it might finally be time to start a blog.

Earlier today, Dan and myself began talking about the Driffill kids' futures (I think the conversation started by Dan asking out the blue, "Which one of us four do you think will die first?"). Eventually we got to our futures and I told him I wanted to be a sports journalist or a movie critic, assuming I don't make it in the adult film industry. He then told me to make a blog, so I did. There it is. Most of this blog will be of sports, preferably football because that's the one I know the most about but anything generally. Amongst sports, I will be chatting, or posting, about movies, video games, TV shows, and anything else currently on my mind at the time. I will more then likely get very lazy with this bad boy and stop all together, but for now I'll give it a shot.